Thursday, November 11, 2010

Jack Donaghy's Words of Wisdom

If don't watch 30 Rock then its most likely that we are not friends. 

I mean come on people. Its easily the smartest/funniest 30 minute comedy on the air right now. And Alec Baldwins playing a role of a lifetime in "Jack Donaghy". The man is a legend. And the fact he has one of the smartest female comics in the game writing his lines (I'm looking at you Tina Fey) it just makes it better.

If you need more of a reason than that to watch check out some of Jacks words of wisdom. Many of these have caused me to pause the tv and laugh for a few minutes before continuing on with the rest of the episode. 

Here you go:

"Never go with a hippie to a second location"

"The secret to a long healthy head of hair is dove...blood"

"We may not be the best...but we are not the worst. Graduate students are the worst"

"We all have ways of coping. I use sex and awesomeness"

"Peacocks can live up to 40years. Longer if they are not part of Mike Tyson's zoo"

"What keeps people polite on airplanes? The shared hatred for the CBS sitcoms they are forced to watch"

"Never badmouth synergy"

"With real estate there are no rules. Its like check-in at an Italian airport"

"Its not illegal to fall asleep on your neighbors roof"

"The Italians have a saying, Lemon. 'Keep your friends close and your enemies closer'. And although they've never won a war or mass-produced a decent car, in this area they are correct."

"If you make enough money you can pay people to see you naked"

"Somewhere right now a guy is on a J-Date with Monica Lewinsky. Nobody's perfect"

"Boston is the greatest city in the world. Boston Tea Party. Boston Cream Pie. Boston Rob Mariano"

"Rich 50 is middle class 38"

I love this man!

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