Nothing but truth spitting here...
Arizona - Keeping Indians in and Mexicans Out
Connecticut - Great schools, because there's nothing else to do.
Georgia - Atlanta! We're kind of ashamed of the rest of it, though.
Iowa - 56,000 square miles of dull
New Hampshire - Half hippie, half French, all upper class
Ohio - People care about us at election time!
North Dakota - Somehow even worse than South Dakota
and my faaaavorite
Oregon - Dreadlocks on white people.