Dear Miley Cyrus,
Last night while breezing through the Billboard Music Awards I happened to get a glance of what you wore to present an award.
What the heck are you doing? Not only did you forget to wear pants. You hair is straight out of Jersey circa 1988 and well, your entire top is inappropriate. I don't care that you are now 18 and "can do what you want". You made your millions off of the worship of little tiny girls. Why push them away with an outfit like this?
You are trying too hard. Waaaay too hard.
Okay that is my stand for the day. Carry on.