Sorry still no music quite yet... I can't seem to pull myself off this artsy website. But while I'm here I might as well share some of these hilarious hypothetical letters. How can you not smile?
"Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5"
"Dear Twilight Fans, Thank you for making us look sane and well-adjusted"
"Dear Iceburgs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch"
"Dear Diet Coke, I feel like you're overreacting"